Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
The power of my boobs compel you
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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