D3 body, D1 cock
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
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I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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