so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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