I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
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That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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