was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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