remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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