There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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