Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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