so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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