Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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