i think my mom watched the whole time
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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