god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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