I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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