So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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