Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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