so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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