Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
that's an acceptable place to lick
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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