i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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