Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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