.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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