Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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