I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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Jk probs not coming. Tequila
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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