Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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