grandma shit on top of the toilet
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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