Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
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I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Your cock deserves a montage
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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