Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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