At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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