Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
honey bunches of taint.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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