don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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