They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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