I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
tell me about the eggs
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