It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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