Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You're breaking my sexual little heart
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....