lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.