Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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