he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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