Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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