That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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