you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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