whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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