i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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