He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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