I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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