I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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