I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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