He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
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fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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