A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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