Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
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I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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