You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
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They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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