I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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