It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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