That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Randomize
