No awkward lesbian experiences without me
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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