Already got asked if we're dating
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
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I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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