So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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