So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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