I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
